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Episode Title:
The Laser Pointer.Episode Description:
Fight 1: Ozzy Osbourne devours Elton John's head and attempts to swallow it. The head fails to go down his throat, so Queen Elizabeth II saves Ozzy by giving him the Heimlich Maneuver. Fight 2: The ring is decorated like a house for Martha Stewart. Sandra Bernhard's entrails are removed by a scoop and used to make a Christmas ornament. Fight 3: Since Tom Hanks is so friendly and probably wouldn't fight, he is locked in a cage for six months and is tortured so he would become more fierce. This has no effect at all on Tom's friendly nature. After Tom Hanks watches Sean Penn beat up a paparazzo, Tom gets angry because Sean doesn't allow a regular person to make a living and tears out Sean's spine and spleen.
